Gay Jatsby

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cryptobranchid

i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.

cryptobranchid

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these are all different bands

cryptobranchid

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i would love to argue with this but you will never fucking believe what i look like

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chimpanzeedotcom

guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off

guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl

guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god

guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey

guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl

guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto

guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p

guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr

]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you

guy 2: no problem

the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened

drcyan

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i’m about to make a post that is SO niche but anyway you know how every so often on the internet people go insane about how different some celebrity or influencer or whatever looks without any photoshop or makeup

i bet that has happened to hux at some point. an undoctored picture of him without makeup or hair gel leaks online and space twitter for the next few days is like “bro looks like he already died in 20 ABY and reanimated himself by the power of rage”